Dating jokes humor

30-Dec-2019 14:06

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. your mother will be coming to live with you and your wife." Wilderness preservation in neither a right nor left issue.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. It is important to everyone who loves the outdoors.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet. he decided to go around the house through the alley where he discovered our neighbor.

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. He was the last person you'd suspect of throwing pebbles at the fence to wake our dog.

" Ben says: "That's what I suggested this morning and you told me to go fly a kite!

" An airline captain was working with a new blonde stewardess and the route they were flying had a layover.

" One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon.

When his son relayed this comment, the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for 0, on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

A woman was sitting in a restaurant enjoying lunch with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered.

He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

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The wife returned a while later to see a small group of people near the car.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

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